The Student's Psalm

  anonymous

  The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk;

  He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.

  He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break;

  He restoreth my faith in study guides.

  He leadeth me to better study habits for my grades' sake.

  Yea, tho' I walk through the valley of borderline grades,

  I will not have a nervous breakdown, For Thou art with me;

  My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.

  Thou givest me the answers in moments of blankness;

  Thou anointest my head with understanding.

  My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize.

  Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me all the days of examinations,

  and I shall not have to dwell in this university forever!

  Amen!